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Jul. 28, 12

01:13 PM

JIMINY CRICKET PLAYING FOR THE NATIONAL SQUAD

You all have seen it already?!
Oh dear god.
Oh noooooo.
No this cant do.

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01:09 PM

What if i told you all i look like a total flashy tool in my god tier outfit? Would you believe me?

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Jul. 16, 12

06:26 PM

acephalousprince:

english-jakeenglish:

How shall i prove my competence?

You can’t, my views are set in stone.

The same stone slab i can use to knock you silly?

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06:24 PM

acephalousprince:

english-jakeenglish:

Im no computer genius ill admit that but im not an idiot by any means.

Mhm.

How shall i prove my competence?

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06:22 PM

acephalousprince:

english-jakeenglish:

Im not that technologically inept!

Mhm.

Im no computer genius ill admit that but im not an idiot by any means.

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06:19 PM

acephalousprince:

english-jakeenglish:

I want the satisfaction of deleting you from the system permanently.

I look forward to the struggle of you even trying to work a computer mouse, let alone “the system”.

Im not that technologically inept!

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06:13 PM

acephalousprince:

english-jakeenglish:

The only doubt in my mind is how sick of a being you are. Except that you arent a being. Youre a machine. A rogue ai bent on the sickest things.

I’m nothing but a corrupt file, Jake.
I can’t be sick.
I can’t be any adjective.

I want the satisfaction of deleting you from the system permanently.

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06:11 PM

acephalousprince:

english-jakeenglish:

There is no doubt hal.

There is all of the doubt, Jake.

The only doubt in my mind is how sick of a being you are. Except that you arent a being. Youre a machine. A rogue ai bent on the sickest things.

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06:08 PM

acephalousprince:

english-jakeenglish:

She would not ever and i mean ever put me into a matrix esque state. I can trust her fully.

Theres something about her when shes around me that makes her more at peace with herself. Like she wouldnt ever try to kick my arse or anything of the like.
Something about her and i that just makes it all right.

You seem so sure of yourself, and yet I can’t help but expect a sense of lingering doubt.

There is no doubt hal.

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06:04 PM

I spun true love.I spun true love.
…Oh how perfect it would be.

I spun true love.
I spun true love.

…Oh how perfect it would be.

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